Wednesday, April 19, 2006

the way it happened

7:31 I leave to get emergency ice cream

7:55 I return with Häagen-Dazs Light,
toothpaste, and National Enquirer

7:56 My boyfriend yells at me for buying NE

7:57 Boyfriend reading National Enquirer,
ice cream forgotten

8:04 Boyfriend asks what story made me get it

8:04 I indicate the headline
CHELSEA COCAINE SCANDAL

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