if nothing else, I could work on that 45 degree angle

Someone sent us 500 photos from their wedding. They were very pretty. But there seems to be a trend right now to tilt your camera for no apparent reason. In those photos it looked like glasses, happy couple, bridesmaids, groomsmen, moms and dads, were all sliding off somewhere. Like this:
That's not their wedding, of course, it's what's in front of my face right now. But you get the idea.

Other news: I applied for two jobs today. Americans cross their fingers, Swedish people hold their thumbs (thumbs tucked into palms, fingers folded tightly on top), and kick each other's butts for good luck. Take your pick. Make it work.