if you read real fast, I guess, maybe.

The UPS woman opens the gate to my yard. I can hear her but not see her because the blinds are shut.

- Hello?
- Hello?
- Are you Loretta?

this looks like it might be a weird experience, come october

this american life breaks your heart

Here is that link.

wall-e (out there is a world outside of yonkers)

I did like the opening half hour or whatever it was with no dialogue. But most of the rest of the movie is pretty two dimensional, I think.

movies

I like: The Dark Knight, Hellboy II, 2001: A Space Odyssey.
I don't like: Wall-E.

And I guess Mamma Mia I will have to go see by myself.

reading glasses also help when you write, it turns out

So I broke down and bought a pair of reading glasses. Cheapo, but still.

That distinctly middle age experience was balanced by the check-out guy at the drugstore calling me Miss fourteen times during our brief interaction.

No, it wasn't Ms, it was Miss.

pet peeve: grammar edition

I don't know when it happened, but at some point people started attaching the prefix "pre-" left and right in unnecessary places like it would save their life. Drives me nuts!

Cooking shows are the worst. There they "pre-sift" flour, "pre-cut" tomatoes, "pre-chop" onion, and "pre-wash" salad greens. In short (and here comes my favorite), they "pre-prepare" ingredients. They actually say that. "Pre-prepare". What's wrong with people? "Pre-prepare" is tautological, meaning that you say the same thing twice. I'll get it the first time, don't wear me down.

The thing is that without exception that added-on "pre-" can be taken out, without the meaning being changed. I mean if I say that I have cut the tomatoes, the verb tense indicates that I did it already, right? And that I did it before whatever is going on now? What more do you need to know?

for the record: I don't remember the tv series at all and I am not sure I want to see the movie

There is a movie based on Evelyn Waugh's novel Brideshead Revisted coming out soon.

In the early 1980's there was a TV series based on the same book. It was hugely popular and my friends and I watched it religiously. All of a sudden I am brought back to rainy and cold winter streets, and memories of who my best friends were at that time. I am rarely in touch with them. I don't miss the liar of the bunch, but the other two I liked a lot.

oh yeah there is a presidential race going on

Get an Obama button.

in america

So I had lunch today at the little place where I often go. I had a Korean noodle soup, and it was good.

When I was sitting there waiting for my food the lady came out from behind the counter to ask me if I had dropped $20 as I was paying for my food. I was pretty sure I hadn't, but I checked my wallet anyway. No, wasn't mine. I told her so.

At that moment the guy sitting at the next table asked where the bill had been found. She told him on the floor. He said he thought it was his; he had kept $20 in his pocket but hadn't been able to find it when he was going to pay so he had had to use a credit card instead.

Great, guy got his money back, everyone was happy.

The American part of this story? After he had gotten his money back, and he had put it away, the guy turned to me. "Thank you for being honest", he said. "I really appreciate that." And I said that of course I wasn't going to take money that wasn't mine, blah blah. And we told each other to have a good rest of the day and then he left.

Americans like to thank each other for things. I really like that habit. It only takes fifteen seconds but it makes a world of difference.

I love my emails

Got this today from a former student:

"I just wanted to tell you a funny thing that happened to me recently. I met this guy who is a friend's friend's friend, and who struck me right away as being kind of in love with himself. I met him the first time going bowling with a group of people, and he has shoulder-length-ish hair that he would shake around a lot and put up and down and play with all the time, and he took his game very seriously. Anyway, I was at a party recently that was Olympic-themed, and I went as Mt. Olympus. I was standing talking to someone, and this guy comes up and yells, "Hey, Mt. Fuji!!"

So I asked, "Oh, because I'm Asian?" (He's white.) And he got really defensive and said a bunch of stuff about how he doesn't know a lot of mountains, and the Olympics are in China and Mt. Fuji is the only name of a mountain in Asia that he knows about, etc. It was pretty funny to me at the time, and an interesting example of the ways people's perceptions work, and what a sensitive subject race still is in a lot of ways."

I love it when the students keep feeding me these stories, these funny little everyday examples of how people think and speak. You can't make them up.

basil

thank you, facebook

I just reconnected with a student who graduated years ago. He is the only student I have ever had who would sit through class just because he wanted to learn. At least two quarters he attended without being enrolled. Another quarter I turned him and a friend away, because the room was packed already. I still feel bad about that.

for ever and ever

nothing is real

I am a cold desserts purist

I like vanilla ice cream. And strawberry sorbet. Lemon sorbet. Chocolate ice cream. And the hazelnut ice cream that you get in Italy.

I do not like ice cream with cookie batter in it. Or cake batter. Or bits and pieces of candy. Or both. Yukky, if you ask me.

al gore doesn't read my blog

So yeah last week I innocently bought the Chronicle and Dan said I was killing the planet.

So today I brought a reusable grocery bag with me when I went to the stores. The bag stayed in the car while I shopped at Whole Foods and Safeway. I don't know how that happened. I'll burn in hell.

ooh don't even think of the nerd factor

So I drove Dan's truck around town this morning to do errands. Driving the truck means stereo instead of mono radio, and no 1970's VW engine to drown it out. It's pretty much like Christmas.

I happened to catch one of my favorite NPR shows, Car Talk. It's a weekly show where two brothers in Boston answer call-in questions about cars and driving. Callers often imitate the weird noises their cars make, and the brothers are usually able to figure it out. It's funny. And you get good advice too. Like that it's cheaper to replace your brakes than your clutch, so you shouldn't down shift as you come up to a red light. Guess who stopped doing that right away.

he taught me the word 'jewfro'

Happy birthday Jason Cohn.

more from this american life

Very cute, touching, and funny story about gay marriage (or not). Starts 18 minutes in.