I didn't even recycle the bottle because I thought it would contaminate the rest of the plastic

I bought a bottle of water today that I thought was just water with a hint of lemon. I was wrong. The bottle had water in it, and lemon, and a cup or so of Splenda. It was really really sweet. I have no idea what they were thinking when they made that one up.

- What do people want when they are thirsty?
- Oh, maybe something that looks like water, but then hits them with the sugary punch of three Halloween nights? But without the calories?

I didn't remember the brand, so I googled 'bottled water with lemon and Splenda', and the first hit I got was the correct one. Never ever buy this.